In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears was ordered to consume and digest 375,000 dollars in legal fees. This has put her in a tough situation. Just the idea of choking down potentially hundreds of POUNDS of cotton is going to be a unimaginably rough on her digestive system. And you thought a life of fortune and fame was the perfect life. Why don’t you try eating dollar bills. They aren’t tasty.
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Don’t you love these ads?
Ok.. seriously.. this ad makes me want to just vomit all over my monitor. Who would see this and say “OH! I think I know this one! That looks like will ferrell in lower case letters!!!!11 I NEED TO CLICK IT TO SEE IF I’M RIGHT!!” Ads like this are making mankind de-evolve. Even if you click the right answer, you still lose because you actually CLICKED on this piece of shit ad.
And, in honor of our next ad, we’ve included a second unnecessary ad of the day.
“Congratulations. You have won 2 free iPod Nanos.” First of all, you gotta love how it sounds like someone’s kid doing the voiceover. Obviously they couldn’t afford a real voice actor. Second, WHY 2???? I think 1 is pretty sufficient for just visiting a freakin webpage. Maybe I can shove the other one up my ass. God that ad sucks. Besides, where’s my damn Nanos. I’ve seen that ad like 25 times x 2 = 50 iPods. Buncha f-in LIARS.
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