I have no idea where I am, but there’s an editor here so I guess I’ll use it.
So today I was supposed to be rich because Visa, after 50-whatever-the-shit-long-time years finally went public so I sold my house, car, boob-implants-in-a-jar and wife to buy like 17 shares of their stock.
But instead I just shit all over my screen.
This is Visa you asshats! Go buy this shit, I want to buy my car back! You can keep the wife, though.
Whatever.
